Plans A made in Bukit Kuda( 4 SC 2)

4 Sc 2 Of BUKIT KUDA

Teacher A:Focus focus my students.( a few seconds of pause).
             Silent please.
Student C: ( in her mind... not again... she is so boring) Yes teacher.
Teacher A: ( i must be in Zombieland or I am going to be fried by them)....Hmmm lets start today's class.
Student T:  Excuse teacher toilet please?
Teacher A;( glaring at the student T). Since when did I become a toilet? Yesterday ? 
Student T: Opps... Sorry lah... Teacher me go toilet. Yes ?
Teacher A; No you will hold it in.
Student T decided to sit down.
Teacher A: We shall discuss about PLANS
Student P: Right on. My plan is to sleep in your  class.
Student K: Plan... sibuknya. Plan kahwin sahaja selepas SPM. Apa nak sibuk ni? Relax lah.
Teacher A; Lets divide into a group of 5 and discuss in length about plans made then we shall write a beautiful essay.
Teacher A: (Continue looking at Student T... what will happen soon?) In the group choose a leader and discuss and see what happens.
The class was silent, no one wants to move. 
Teacher A: (Raise her voice ) Do I have to repeat myself to see some movement here in 4Sc 2 of Bukit Kuda. You know you girls are the cream of the cream.( In her mind, cream of goblok)Hmmmm
The students moved their chairs and decide that just maybe Teacher A woke up the wrong side of the bed.
Teacher A: Hmmm thats much better. I want the essay ready to go in 30 minutes time with a good handwriting. No short cuts.
Student I: Aiyoh chilllah teacher. Just the first period of Monday blues and blowing fire.
Student C: Hello dey.... blow my ass.... 
Student I: I need to inform you that i am the leader of this group, so please be focus and no bad words here.
Student M: my plan is just to sit in the car next to my BF... drive away to sunset.
Student I: My darling Mei Ling, another whisper of BF, i am driving you to see the discipline teacher....
Student M: Whatever.... i am not sharing my plans with you goblok. I am sleeping now.
Student C: Okay lets discuss how to write and we start with Plan A.
Student J: My mama said plan is like... God gives you a lemon, what do you do?
StudentI: Hello the topic is PLAN and not LEMOS!!!
Student J: I said LEMON and not LEMOS. You bodohlah Ivy...
To be continued.

Recovery..

I am back.... in gym of course MY SECOND HOME... First class... Zumba taught by Alex Chin. OMG... felt so lame if i shd declare that I missed the class so very much. Once the music started... I was shaking and telling myself that I am so glad to be there.
Next was training my core. It was tough since I stopped for nearly 3 weeks due to flu bug and a bad episode food poisoning due curry mee. I threw out so much.
Met my usual crowd of gym buddies that showed concern abt me. It is good to have caring friends.
Next walking on the treadmill was so so yet i knew that i need to pump more iron and intensive my training soon. As everyone knows, I have a bet to win by Christmas to reach my idea weight.... Lets hope in 4 weeks time... I should be able if I can lock my fridge from eating chocolates late at night. hehehe,,,,,,

Going holiday alone

Introduction:This a blog about a personal young friend going oversea ALONE

Holiday on my own would be a good choice .Yipee. Firstly, the destination is Indonesia....Jakarta. As i am packing, going for 4 days. Aiyoh 1 shirt enough... not need so many... I am busy sightseeing .
Do I need to bring along toileteries? No toothbrush nevermind. How about toothbrush?.. I don't think i will need.
How about underwears? How many should i pack? Its okay... I do not need the on holidays.

Now, I need to maintain my handsome looks... A small bottle of hair gel.. Very important to impress all the gebu gebu in Indo.

I am not excited with the idea . I am given freedom... Yipee away from my family... I am able to do what I like... hmmmmm.......

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Help help from Bukit Kuda Girls

Case One( my Bk girls)

Ring... ring... an unknown number.. Most of the time, I would not answer but since I am on holiday...I am more calm... Okay... 
Me: Hello.......
Voice: Hello Pn Kang. I am so so . I very stress... My graph today so sad.( high pitch )
Me; Why? 
My student/ Voice: My graph, i failed to get the straight line. Die lor.
Me: Its okay. How about another questions? 
Voice: (sad tone).. i think can lor.
Me: Good... do not worry .

Case 2
Voice 2: Pn Kang.... die die lor how do this Add maths Question.
Me: Tell me slowly and will try my best to help.
Voice 2: The question is like this blah blah......
Me; okay not that bad... I think I am able to help you.....
Voice 2; Aiyoh ... you are right ,,,,, not that susah.

The two voices are my girls from 5V1 and both of them are best friends. I am glad that they seek help in such examination fever facing SPM.

Sick and Alone

Got a terrible flu bug for more than 2 weeks. Since i was not allowed to go gym, i was bored to death.
Then I decided to try my hands on cooking. Cooking is not my FORTE.
The journey of self discovering was interesting and made friends.I seek help from my friend Nuzul, another Maths teacher sitting nearby.

The first attempt was chilli prawn taught by Nurul. it was not that good. Ran back to Nuzul, gave my review. We repaired the missing ingredients. Tried again with sotong, fish and even fried taukuay... Now, it is okay okay.

The next project was my childhood favourite is Kerabu. Again interviewed her and tried and tried. It took two ot three attempts. I am happy that I dah BERJAYA.I am comfortable if i am asked to prepare Kerabu Kacang botol. Yummy. ( Sorry... self praise)

Recently meet my second sister, to taught me how to quiche. Trying soon but i need an oven first.

Conclusion.... like I always tell my students... Just don not give up, you will improve will lots of patience and practise.

Losing Weight

Losing weight is like an absurd equations. Those pointless equations to which no solution exists are called
absurdities
(a+b) (a-b) = .........
Many people out there will teach a trick or two to lose weight.
a) No dinner.... OMG..... mati aku
b) Drink water before you eat.
c) Eat more fruits and veggie ( me not a moo moo)
d) Eat oats and cereals.
e) do this and that,
Seriously, I have been trying for the past 20 years, I am still human not a moo moo yet maybe soon.
The beginning of all these were the toughest, I am surprised that I survived with all the pointless equations mentioned but I know and sure is THE WILL within us.

Now, it dawned on me that losing weight is a MEGA business. Even the men are becoming aware the need to look good. Just today, my friend told me that her 5 year old girl does not want to eat rice anymore cos she is on a DIET. OMG... how young they start which is frighting and bad.
My paranoid friend thinks that by eating a small piece of meat makes her into Hulk. Hmmm... i am speechless. Well, i am sure if we all sit down and think there is a way to all these.

5V1 and 5V4 Bukit Kuda 2012

As my girls sat for their papers this morning, I felt so proud of them taking an important examination which will test them what they have learned from me in SMKP Bukit Kuda for two years.
I assumed that they enjoyed my class as much I had teaching them .

5V1
Monitor: Yi Wen... a very very tall girl with a sweet smile. A hard working girl.
Busy body managing the PR is Rachel Lum followed closely is Shu Wei. You see one then you get two.
The low keys are like San Ni, her voice is louder than mine in class.

Anita and Yee Theng.... smiling away. Both are just as good in my subject.

Nashua gives a smile yet closing her mouth. Wafa will help if asked. Yusra is always there to listen...

Yoke Teng is blur trying to think about this and that.

Suat Yee smiles when she greets me but such a shy girl.

5V4
In 2011, i found to be so passive not interested in my subjects. I was hard on them pushing them and saying things that mad them realized that Mathematics is not that easy but you can if there is a will.
I am so proud of them today that all the afternoons we stayed back after school doing papers of Maths. I am glad that they came and we worked. Pavithra and Kogila is the best example. I really pray that Kogila will get a good result.
We toiled away but the best will prevail when they see their result.