Plans A made in Bukit Kuda( 4 SC 2)

4 Sc 2 Of BUKIT KUDA

Teacher A:Focus focus my students.( a few seconds of pause).
             Silent please.
Student C: ( in her mind... not again... she is so boring) Yes teacher.
Teacher A: ( i must be in Zombieland or I am going to be fried by them)....Hmmm lets start today's class.
Student T:  Excuse teacher toilet please?
Teacher A;( glaring at the student T). Since when did I become a toilet? Yesterday ? 
Student T: Opps... Sorry lah... Teacher me go toilet. Yes ?
Teacher A; No you will hold it in.
Student T decided to sit down.
Teacher A: We shall discuss about PLANS
Student P: Right on. My plan is to sleep in your  class.
Student K: Plan... sibuknya. Plan kahwin sahaja selepas SPM. Apa nak sibuk ni? Relax lah.
Teacher A; Lets divide into a group of 5 and discuss in length about plans made then we shall write a beautiful essay.
Teacher A: (Continue looking at Student T... what will happen soon?) In the group choose a leader and discuss and see what happens.
The class was silent, no one wants to move. 
Teacher A: (Raise her voice ) Do I have to repeat myself to see some movement here in 4Sc 2 of Bukit Kuda. You know you girls are the cream of the cream.( In her mind, cream of goblok)Hmmmm
The students moved their chairs and decide that just maybe Teacher A woke up the wrong side of the bed.
Teacher A: Hmmm thats much better. I want the essay ready to go in 30 minutes time with a good handwriting. No short cuts.
Student I: Aiyoh chilllah teacher. Just the first period of Monday blues and blowing fire.
Student C: Hello dey.... blow my ass.... 
Student I: I need to inform you that i am the leader of this group, so please be focus and no bad words here.
Student M: my plan is just to sit in the car next to my BF... drive away to sunset.
Student I: My darling Mei Ling, another whisper of BF, i am driving you to see the discipline teacher....
Student M: Whatever.... i am not sharing my plans with you goblok. I am sleeping now.
Student C: Okay lets discuss how to write and we start with Plan A.
Student J: My mama said plan is like... God gives you a lemon, what do you do?
StudentI: Hello the topic is PLAN and not LEMOS!!!
Student J: I said LEMON and not LEMOS. You bodohlah Ivy...
To be continued.